Firefighters Used As Political Pawns

"Wha' u B saying?"
"Man, dem boyz make money, we had need to cut it sum."
"Fo reel?"
OH HELL YEAH

That sums up members of city council as they go about cutting companies. How can you explain the importance of fire protection to people who have yet to advance past the larval stage of english development. There are Polish children who speak better english than some of our council.

A properly equipped firefighter, like Old Buck, will always be able to do the job but not unless we have some other firefighters, including the fat fucks, who can go fetch equipment.

Shit.

Assholes Are Retiring

Old buck hates to be away for so long but a lot of assholes are choosing to retire. These pieces of cat excrement have decided to stop polluting the fire service gene pool by bailing out. It's been one happy drunkfest since these cretins started to retire.

One fat gizzard retired because the "paperwork" was a burden. What? Meow. The paperwork? There is no paperwork unless he counts the paper to wipe his fat hands after he downs about six jelly donuts.

Another guy, in admin, is retiring. Why? He can't do less in retirement than he does now as chief of somefuckingthing. These guys, and the other 5, should have been gone years ago.