Old buck hates to be away for so long but a lot of assholes are choosing to retire. These pieces of cat excrement have decided to stop polluting the fire service gene pool by bailing out. It's been one happy drunkfest since these cretins started to retire.
One fat gizzard retired because the "paperwork" was a burden. What? Meow. The paperwork? There is no paperwork unless he counts the paper to wipe his fat hands after he downs about six jelly donuts.
Another guy, in admin, is retiring. Why? He can't do less in retirement than he does now as chief of somefuckingthing. These guys, and the other 5, should have been gone years ago.
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About Me
- Captain Buck Turdgeson
- Somewhere, Out There, United States
- Old Buck is a Captain in the fire department. I'm pretty awesome at my job and make other guys look like shit but I'm a Turdgeson so it's expected. I'm your basic stud. I guess when you come right down to it I'm pretty special. This is a no shit, humorous look at life on the line with no punches pulled. You can call it humor or satire but old Buck calls it the truth. Bitches.