Somebody forgot to transmit extra alarms last night. I'd like to shove my boot up his ass because I know it would fit. I'm angry like a chief without a take home car, like Madonna without a rod, like a fat woman missing a buffet.
The pork rind serving as the battalion chief just can't ask for help. We could be fighting a fire on the fucking moon and nitwit would stand there looking at the command board trying to orient himself.
What a turd.
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About Me
- Captain Buck Turdgeson
- Somewhere, Out There, United States
- Old Buck is a Captain in the fire department. I'm pretty awesome at my job and make other guys look like shit but I'm a Turdgeson so it's expected. I'm your basic stud. I guess when you come right down to it I'm pretty special. This is a no shit, humorous look at life on the line with no punches pulled. You can call it humor or satire but old Buck calls it the truth. Bitches.