When I go to classes at the NFA I feel as though my ass has been probed by the Peruvian Soccer Team. Don't get me wrong, dorks have a place in firefighting and you might as well stick as many as you can in one place but really, is there a need for them to be so anal?
You drop one f-bomb in front of one of the instructors and he gets all nervous. He motioned me to the side and asked me to please refrain from cursing. I asked him to refrain from asking me to refrain. He look flustered and I licked my lips.
I finished the class, passed and now know less about what the feds think than ever before. But now I can join the NFA alumni group. You know, if I want to really lose any credibility with the men on the job.
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About Me
- Captain Buck Turdgeson
- Somewhere, Out There, United States
- Old Buck is a Captain in the fire department. I'm pretty awesome at my job and make other guys look like shit but I'm a Turdgeson so it's expected. I'm your basic stud. I guess when you come right down to it I'm pretty special. This is a no shit, humorous look at life on the line with no punches pulled. You can call it humor or satire but old Buck calls it the truth. Bitches.