You Backwoods Hick

My mother in law is a hick. She's from a town the size of a graveyard in the backwoods of some shitty state off a two lane blacktop. While she's my wife's mother we just don't get along. She has the personality of a ghetto dyke.

Anyway since I started this word collector thing called a blog I figured it was safe to call her a hick. You know, she won't ever see it because she thinks a computer is anything with a digital clock readout.

So by way of this blog, hello hick.